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The OffBeat Kraken By Godemiche
The Offbeat Kraken, select options, scroll, “Love the sound of a sloppy, wet blow job?” Add to basket! OK, so it wasn’t quite that straight forward to decide what to pick. But first let me explain, if you’ve stumbled across this by mistake the Offbeat Kraken is a male sex toy. I spoke about male sex toys on Twitter and it seemed like a taboo subject at the time. So in the name of *cough* research *cough* I took the plunge and decided to buy one. I’ve never had so much excitement and interest in me having a wank. This all started with looking at flashlights after an email offer…
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What The Kink!?!?!
Just over a week ago I asked the question on Twitter, “Would you call someone else Daddy?” after reading another blog. The results of that poll were quite one-sided. Over 60% of women that responded, answered with “No, I won’t call you Daddy in the bedroom.” Now, in the blog I read, the woman initially felt the same way, but decided to try it out with her partner after flirting with the idea, which you will need to read to see how it turned out. This got me thinking about other kinks & fetishes, and if you follow me on Twitter, (if not, why not? But let me know in the comments how you found…
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Sexting Scarlett
Sexting isn’t something I do a lot of and OK she’s not actually called Scarlett. But as always, to protect people involved its never the real name. Let me tell you the tale all about sexting Scarlett after a match on Tinder. The Beginning It didn’t start off as sexting, the conversation was like any other. A chat about likes and a chat about things we had in common. Always with a hint of cheekiness from both of us. I made it clear in the conversation that I wasn’t looking for anything serious. The innuendos were flying all over the place. I think at the start, both of us were…
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The Homemade Sex Tape
Sex tapes, we’ve all made one haven’t we? Like, from start to end. Not just a short clip of each other…..don’t leave me hanging with this one. For a while LDL (Long Distance Love for those who haven’t read the other blog) and I had made various clips of each other, had some fun on webcam and even over the phone. So when we talked about making a full sex tape it was no surprise at all that it happened. I think I was the only person to ever have a copy of this sex tape, maybe other than her, but even she might not have had it. You’ll understand…
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Porn – Single & In A Relationship
I feel like I’m a glutton for punishment. The start of the week it was sex, now it’s porn. Porn however, I feel, is a much more sensitive subject than sex. I don’t think it’s as easy to bring up in a dating situation. Again though, having never got past the first date it’s not something I can comment on. It could be something that falls in to the discussion of sex to be honest. I guess it depends how confident you feel discussing it with the person you are seeing. I love a good poll, so at itsmymatepaddy on Twitter, I did what I love to do, create a…
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No Sex Please We’re British
Sex, if it wasn’t for the act of sex, none of us would be here right now. I wouldn’t by typing this gibberish and you wouldn’t be politely sat reading it. I was on holiday once, in a family friendly shop, looking for playing cards. As I walk to checkout of this nice, well presented shop in Greece I see cards. Bingo! The closer I get I start thinking “I don’t want Thomas The Tank Engine cards, god damit where are the real….oh hello!” Next to the very child friendly Thomas cards were adult cards. Its fair to say the Queen of Hearts on the box seemed to enjoy Thomas…
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Fucking And Football…What More Do You Need In A Weekend?
Let me take you back in time. A time when we weren’t locked in the house with nothing open and nowhere to go. June 1st 2019, a weekend away, some freedom and time for some fun and of course the Champions League Final. Just a disclaimer, I’m not a Spurs or Liverpool fan. So you’re not a Spurs or Liverpool fan? So why’s this day important and why are you telling us this story I hear you ask. Well, June 1st 2019, was the last time I had sex. Thanks to lockdown and the restrictions in place I’m now going to hit a year without sex. Yes I know we…
